[InstinctMods]

Well recent things going on in my life which only one person on here knows about *cough*ezio*cough**cough* brought this idea into my head so post your funny pickup lines (and try not to butcher them )

I'll start with a classic

Do you have mirrors in your pockets? because i can see myself in your pants

OR

I lost my number can i have yours?

[RadiationNeon]

1.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?
*pull out pant pockets*
Do you want to?

2. The word of the day is legs. Let's go to my house and spread the word.

3. Let's play Titanic, when I say iceberg you go down.

[Typhlosion]

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?

[PyromaniacGhoul]

Do you $hit spaghetti?
Cause your ass in tight!

and

Nice legs, what time do they open?

[Sam]

You must be a parking ticket, because you got fine written all over you.

[Singularity]

See two girls and say hey, sorry i didnt get to get inbetween you two ladies.... Or do i LOLOL

[InstinctMods]

Originally Posted by Crazed

You must be a parking ticket, because you got fine written all over you.

haha i love it funny stuff this is gonna be a good thread and funny as hell i can tell already

[Cheyne]

Hey I play Xbox and am on a modding site. Wanna F*ck?

[Dan in reality]

What has 100 teeth and holds back like the incredible hulk? My zipper.....

[Nyan]

Hey wanna go back to mine and play house?
You be the door and I'll slam ya.